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reasons why millennials don’t ride motorcycles:

  1. Pants won’t pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.
  2. Can’t get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.
  3. Can’t use 2 hands to eat while driving.
  4. They don’t get a participation trophy just for buying one.
  5. Don’t have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.
  6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.
  7. Motorcycles don’t have air conditioning.
  8. They can’t afford one because they spent 12 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.
  9. They are allergic to fresh air.
  10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.
  11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil.
  12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.
  13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.
  14. It’s too hard to take selfies while riding.
  15. They don’t come with training wheels like their bicycles did.
  16. Motorcycles don’t have power steering or power brakes.
  17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.
  18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up.
  19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.
  20. It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.
  21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.
  22. Can’t get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent’s home.

Thanks Mike!

  1. Motorcycles are symbols of toxic masculinity.
  2. “Where’s the cupholder???”
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Another from JustAcarGuy

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Thank you Michael Arnold for digging up this extra bit

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I love this and am going to steal it hahaha

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Just found out Ross Lowell passed away Jan this year. A minute’s silence. Why is/was he important? He invented Gaffer tape.

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this makes me feel grateful for such a product but also :pensive:

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Been trolling the Internets again, once again making the Internets an uncomfortable place.

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The over kill is just hideous.

So just for perspective, I think this is a cool Dai

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I like it, and the blue L700 looks okay too :slight_smile:

Classic front is, to me, a good fit on the van.

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flip ive come close to importing one soooooooo many times
good city runner i reckon - for advertising etc too

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I want one to set up as a mobile fitting and turning shop with mini mill/drill and my F1 CNC lathe.

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And I want you to drive to my house.

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