Merry Christmas to all you Dai fans
Merry Christmas to all
"How many Facebook group members does it take to change a spark plug?
1 to change the spark plug and to post that spark plug has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing spark plugs and how the spark plug could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing spark plugs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing spark plugs.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “spark plug” is an electrical device threaded into the cylinder of an internal-combustion engine to ignite the fuel mixture by producing timed sparks between electrodes.
6 to ask what is the correct gap setting.
2 to ask what is a ‘feeler gauge’
2 to post that this group is not about spark plugs and to please take this discussion to a spark plug group.
27 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use spark plugs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
16 to debate which method of changing spark plugs is superior, where to buy the best spark plugs, what brand of spark plugs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
2 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different spark plugs.
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the spark plug controversy.
1 to mention that diesels do not have spark plugs.
4 to suggest that posters request the spark plugs FAQ.
1 to post a video of how spark plugs are manufactured
16 to post ‘wtf’.
4 to ask what is a wtf?
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
3 to say “do a Google search on spark plugs before posting questions about spark plugs”.
14 to post photos of spark plugs they own.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again…"
Pretty good group there - no explicit trolls noted as posting.
Reposted from Just a Car Guy Blogspot
- Pants won’t pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.
- Can’t get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.
- Can’t use 2 hands to eat while driving.
- They don’t get a participation trophy just for buying one.
- Don’t have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.
- Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.
- Motorcycles don’t have air conditioning.
- They can’t afford one because they spent 12 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.
- They are allergic to fresh air.
- Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.
- They might get their hands dirty checking the oil.
- The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.
- You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.
- It’s too hard to take selfies while riding.
- They don’t come with training wheels like their bicycles did.
- Motorcycles don’t have power steering or power brakes.
- Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.
- They would have to use leg muscle to back up.
- When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.
- It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.
- It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.
- Can’t get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent’s home.
- Motorcycles are symbols of toxic masculinity.
- “Where’s the cupholder???”
Another from JustAcarGuy
Thank you Michael Arnold for digging up this extra bit
I love this and am going to steal it hahaha
Just found out Ross Lowell passed away Jan this year. A minute’s silence. Why is/was he important? He invented Gaffer tape.
this makes me feel grateful for such a product but also